the thing is single object nonfiction reflections by Mary Beth Ellis

WORST HOLIDAY COMMENT EVER

"When Taufling is three, we'll only have to buy a zero candle for Aunt Beth's cake, because she'll be thirty that year." That statement contains such an epic amount of elements to be upset about that I'm not even going to finish this post and besides

December 1, 2003

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What Lies Below

Thus begins the part of this blog which isn't The Thing Is. It will continue to grow as I reconstruct my typing past. The posts which follow are a pour-over of what I've written since I began creating

It Really Does Hold the World Together

What you need to do on the second date, ladies, is put your life in the gentleman’s hands, because all the awkwardness is so much easier to bear when trees and cows and people are rushing up at severa

1/15/77

In every possible sense of the world, I have done nothing to deserve my birthdays. They are no fault of my own. My mother's water broke twenty-seven years ago today, two weeks before my due date. Cinc