WORST HOLIDAY COMMENT EVER

"When Taufling is three, we'll only have to buy a zero candle for Aunt Beth's cake, because she'll be thirty that year." That statement contains such an epic amount of elements to be upset about that I'm not even going to finish this post and besides


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"As of 10:28 AM, today hasn't gone too badly." -younger, stupider me, 10:28 AM This just in from the Typed Too Soon Department: I walked out of the office today thinking, "You know, that wasn't too ba

Mary Beth is an introvert.

She is eager to communicate but prefers doing so via email, a giant stage, or intense conversation about Important Things.

Thank you for not forcing your hostess to make small talk.

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