Conversations such as the following:
ME: AnaMaria and I are going shopping. She needs underwear. You need underwear?
DAN: You gonna buy me some?
ME: Buy your own underwear dude.
DAN: I don't want to go then.
ME: So it's okay if I buy you underwear, but you don't want to get it yourself?
DAN: Yes. I'll tell you exactly the size I need and everything.
ME: Extra-small, right?
DAN: (succumbs to ass-kicking, walks away)
September 26, 2003