"Being an eighteen-karat manic depressive and having lived a life of violent emotional contradictions, I have perhaps an overacute capacity for sadness and elation."
-Frank Sinatra, who clearly knew I was coming along
Thus begins the part of this blog which isn't The Thing Is. It will continue to grow as I reconstruct my typing past. The posts which follow are a pour-over of what I've written since I began creating
What you need to do on the second date, ladies, is put your life in the gentleman’s hands, because all the awkwardness is so much easier to bear when trees and cows and people are rushing up at severa
In every possible sense of the world, I have done nothing to deserve my birthdays. They are no fault of my own. My mother's water broke twenty-seven years ago today, two weeks before my due date. Cinc