Rowdy Friends

I finally cleared out the 1.7 billion file folders crammed into my desk. (Oh, we do party, here at the Blonde Bachelorette Pad.) Apparently I have not only saved, but FILED, the following:


-$1.14 in Burger King gift certificates


-Crumbled bits of what seems to have formerly been a leaf


-Connector cables for the printer I owned two printers ago


-The paraphernalia for claiming a $30 rebate from Circuit City that I mailed in five weeks ago, which breaks the laws of physics, time travel, and the US Postal Service, but I'm re-mailing it anyway


-A blank Halloween card featuring cows (no envelope)


-Notes for what is clearly some sort of marvelous, world-saving essay. "blades= count, push, 4.9" they say. Also: "grosuintsfl!"


January 5, 2004

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