I finally cleared out the 1.7 billion file folders crammed into my desk. (Oh, we do party, here at the Blonde Bachelorette Pad.) Apparently I have not only saved, but FILED, the following:
-$1.14 in Burger King gift certificates
-Crumbled bits of what seems to have formerly been a leaf
-Connector cables for the printer I owned two printers ago
-The paraphernalia for claiming a $30 rebate from Circuit City that I mailed in five weeks ago, which breaks the laws of physics, time travel, and the US Postal Service, but I'm re-mailing it anyway
-A blank Halloween card featuring cows (no envelope)
-Notes for what is clearly some sort of marvelous, world-saving essay. "blades= count, push, 4.9" they say. Also: "grosuintsfl!"
January 5, 2004