*two years ago, standing in our unpurchased house*
ME: I don't like how it's all-electric.
JOSH THE PILOT: Yeah, but we can't afford a place that's gas.
ME: It's everything-- the water heater, the stove, the washer-- what if the power goes out for a long time?
JTP: You're thinking like we still live in Florida. That probably won't happen.
ME: Yeah... I guess... and we can always shower at the gym, right?
LOOSE ELECTRICAL WIRE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE: heh
A BAT IN CHINA: heh heh